Humour

Sunday, February 29, 2004

Sex

Sex something that evolves over the years from tri-weekly to try weekly to try weakly.

A woman without a man is like a fish without bicycle.

The only really happy people married woman and single man.

Is that a pistol in your pocket or you are just glad to see me?

Boy: I’ll come straight to the point. I’m only in town for a few hours, so do you want to go to bed with me or not?
Girl: Well, I would not normally, but you’ve talked me into it.

I’m sorry, I don’t sleep with strangers. What did you say your name was?

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn’t have it, the chances are you won’t either.